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Always Demotivational Poster


BROTHERS IN ARMS - I'd carry you through the flames of hell, my flesh burned to the bone, Through places where the demons dwell, you'll never be alone. We are brothers, now and always.


TAGS: war hell soldiers brothers always
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:31 pm
It censors two 'T's? Huh?
pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:30 pm
b***on that lip, soldier!
falloutghoul - May 31, 2012, 6:56 pm
HOO'AH!
pickleviper - May 29, 2012, 4:12 pm
Thank you.
Rick69 - May 29, 2012, 3:05 pm
Very nice message... One which I would share to my brethrens...
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:53 pm
No soldiers were harmed in this pic. It was taken during a training exercise.


THANKSGIVING -




NEW BOOTS -




TECHONOLOGY EVOLUTION - Gangsta version.


TAGS: evolution isn t always good
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by almarpa

nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:14 pm
I have fired an MP5, although it was at a place that let you handle full auto weapons under the eyes of an instructor for a price. The 40 Cal would probably have too much recoil. Also the MP5 is the best Zombie killer.
fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:54 am
So, higher numbers make it more advanced? As a traditionalist, I prefer the 40.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 10:30 pm
I am having trouble getting comments into Pats Place. anybody else want to vent?
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 1:04 pm
I have used the mp5. it is sweet, can go rapid fire into a card sized object from 15-20 yrds and empty the clip without a miss. I heard there was a .40 cal version made. would love to try it. Alas, I am no longer in the position to handle the fun stuff
motinet - December 17, 2010, 12:45 pm

I prefer an AK :)


RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing




PARENTS - Always hiding the truth from us...


TAGS: dog sad funny parents always hiding the truth
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Nathan

Dangle - July 9, 2010, 3:41 am
im not sure if thats a parental win or fail... funny as hell either way! lol
LD0ne - August 26, 2009, 10:34 am
LOL that is awesome
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 11:48 am
I always wondered where Skittles was. How could he?
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:36 am
I'd do that one for free! Two seriously scarred kids...coming up!
CANADA - July 28, 2009, 8:51 am
ill do it, sorry kids
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 10:51 pm
Haha i was reading that yesterdya xD
Im Suddenly An Actor - July 27, 2009, 10:48 pm
For $500 Ill bloody do it!
Preacher Man - July 2, 2009, 11:34 pm
Is it any wonder that so many people believe conspiracy theories? If you can't trust your own father to not conspire against you...
RandomApe - July 2, 2009, 8:25 pm
Wow, just...wow


PLAIN SAILING -


TAGS: there s always one
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

thepoet - April 9, 2011, 6:47 am
yea but it somtimes it couldent of it might of just crashed and then high tide came in
RavenDestroyer - April 8, 2011, 9:29 pm
that plane lies there a long time


REJECTION -




WOMEN -


TAGS: sociology joke always with the no
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 1:57 pm
That'll do scorpion, That'll do.


AMBITION - "Because if you're not the lead dog in the team the view never changes"


TAGS: and if you are somebodys always trying to stick his nose up your ass
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:08 pm
Too graphic right away sean! I will warm up with this one.
mooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2009, 11:35 am
Excellent. 5 Lions.


INDEPENDENCE -


TAGS: always forever alone and happy
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - March 10, 2012, 5:37 pm
nice


MOTHER'S DAY -


TAGS: mom always smothered us with her love
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

spacedog - May 9, 2010, 4:13 pm
Nice! Love the tags GS, 5Ls.


1 MINUTE -


TAGS: time is always relative pzy
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

forseti - September 24, 2010, 5:59 am
Don't think we'll take him!!
pzykosiz - September 24, 2010, 5:49 am
terroraustralis is disowned as an australian
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:08 pm
Terroraustralis is apparently not a thinker, sad humor such as this wasted on..wait..no contributions? Someone go and get me my field knife
TheTrashHeap - September 23, 2010, 8:34 am
You're right Terroraustralis, all 0 of your posters are much better. You should start your own site.
TerrorAustralis - September 23, 2010, 1:38 am
and here i thought the moderators were supposed to be good at telling what jokes are funny and which ones arent...
agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:21 pm
I agree.... it feels like the piss lasts forever when you're doing it in the hallway... you just KNOW someone is going to walk by!


ONE PERSON'S NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: there is always someone sicker than you
Rating: 4.53/5

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CaptainBaked - March 28, 2011, 7:37 pm
nice one dude... well played
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 11:07 pm
That's h**. 5.


FLAMETHROWER - Always efficient


TAGS: fifth element flamethrower always efficient jean baptiste emanuel zorg
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

Johnny - October 25, 2008, 6:30 pm
LoL... ya, if they used a real one they would burn down that set in a heart beat.
michael - October 25, 2008, 7:03 am
thats not a real flamethrower....it runs on propane, not kerosene....kool picture anyway


WHY -




WATERSHIP DOWN 2 - The untold story: After the carnage!




wisdom -


TAGS: there isn t always a solution
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 29, 2016, 2:56 pm
Chuckle, chuckle....Hawaiian style! HAHAHAHA!
JesusWept - May 29, 2016, 5:46 am
BBQ gone bad lol ^^^^^Up


MARRIAGE - Like Hockey but without all the affection


TAGS: this explains why i am always in the penalty box
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

FatherTyme - November 17, 2010, 6:05 pm
DYAM!! You could almost hear the snap, crackle and pop of either his teeth or his neck or mehbe both
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 8:37 pm
shhhhhhhhh! Logicdude is lurking...5L
Densaku - March 11, 2010, 10:47 pm
More like figure skating without all the grace.^^
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:21 pm
Ain't that sweet. :) 5 tackles!!!
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 6:20 pm
HA! And feeding you right hands just got gross.
Sean - March 11, 2010, 6:02 pm
Hey hey hey. I'll have you know, astropooch, that I have never been jersied by a woman, ANY woman, 'cept maybe this one time when I was actually in Jersey, but "jersied" means something different there.
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 5:44 pm
LOL! 5Ls for LD. @Sean-She pulled your sweater over your head and started feeding you right hands?
Sean - March 11, 2010, 3:49 pm
Cool. This reminds me of the exact moment my wife made me propose to her. *5 sighs and a sheesh*


PLEASE BE SAFE - Always wear a condiment




TRUE HAPPINESS -


TAGS: it can always get worse
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by caveman

CloudchaserS - April 4, 2013, 10:50 am
Future ph**o of what Best Korea is going to look like from a distance if they try anything?
GaryO - April 4, 2013, 9:09 am
'tis a truth
Sho - April 4, 2013, 7:54 am
That calm before a t5unami


RED ROVER, RED ROVER -


TAGS: red rover riot team always win
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 8:02 pm
LMFAO Face!!!!!!!!!!
Derek - July 12, 2010, 6:32 pm
Ye gads! Sign that woman up as a front-row forward immediately!


LONLINESS -


TAGS: always someone for everybody alone
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by caveman

maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 10:35 am
I Lived In THe Far North All My Live And Was Never Lonely Until I Had To Live In The City.


CODEPENDENCY -


TAGS: my caseloads are always there for me usually in the guestroom
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

forseti - July 4, 2010, 5:55 pm
took me some time to get the right translation but it was worth. 5 owls
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 5:22 pm
5L


3 MONTHS LATER - I DIDN"T EVEN WONDER WHY I FAILED THE DRUG TEST AT WORK


TAGS: free you always get what you pay for in one way or another
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

CANADA - May 20, 2010, 8:59 pm
now i almost wish my job did drug screenings lol 5L
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:57 pm
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NOW IT'S IN YOUR MIND!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:55 pm
TMI! TMI!!!!
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:55 pm
Ewwww. I don't want to know why they are sticky.
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:55 pm
yeah...it's that second....use...that gets them so sticky...
GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 6:54 pm
if your socks weren't so slicky, they wouldn't stick together
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:53 pm
so many of our....conversations? disagreements? well...they end up that way...or I'm sleeping in the truck again...
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:52 pm
It might work, depending on how you tell her. If you wake up on the floor 3 hours later, you didn't tell her correctly.
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:51 pm
Sorry GS, I'll bring some to work tomorrow, but they won't be this good. I'm not this good a cook, and I don't have any "special" ingredient at home.
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:50 pm
does that work for socks too? Cause then I could tell her I only left "one" on the floor...
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:49 pm
I only had one! FYI, if the brownies stick together it's considered "ONE" brownie! :)~
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:49 pm
gs...yer too short to see, but there are CLEARLY at LEAST two left
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:48 pm
Mmmmm, Newark! The Tacoma of the East!
GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 6:48 pm
jake!! 1 is not "a Few"
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:47 pm
i kept a few on the side for me...so help yourself. Yeah, been on a lot of busin ess trips...actually in Newark all this week.
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:47 pm
I left a few...
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:46 pm
no no no GS...thast was VODKA...
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2010, 6:46 pm
Beast! This is BEAST!
GreyScorpion - May 20, 2010, 6:46 pm
no!! you ate the entire last batch before the 2nd shift got off work last time. Remember that night? the night of the "i got nothin'" poster?
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:46 pm
Thanks for the browneeth! *crumbs falling from mouth* Good to thee you! Been a while!
phydeaux - May 20, 2010, 6:43 pm
dont i always?!?!
R.S.Jake - May 20, 2010, 6:42 pm
Did you bring enough for everyone?


SECONDITIS -


TAGS: 2nd best day i always hate when i catch a better dealer
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

TooTsiE - March 4, 2010, 5:49 pm
as long as you have the better body dump sites... you cant lose in the end!
Derek - February 21, 2010, 1:59 pm
"...larger physical prowess" now there's a euphemism heheh
Cubbybear - February 21, 2010, 1:32 pm
5/5 You didn't have to rub it in..."SNIFF"


PLAYING DIRTY -


TAGS: playing dirty you always get surprised from those whom claim to love you
Rating: 4.4/5

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Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 5:58 pm
Very nice Rerun! 5dirty birds for you!


I - Never finish Anyth




VILLIANS - Looks like the Guest List from Elder God Douchebag's last party


TAGS: september challenge evil always looks the same
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

zammuelist - January 24, 2010, 9:27 am
all very simple names...


INTERNET DATING - ALWAYS!!!!,,,ASK FOR A PHOTO!!!


TAGS: always ask for a ph**o
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by superman

rerun - February 18, 2010, 8:09 pm

2L just because I like the retro rotary phone


ESCAPE - When life proves unkind, just leave it behind.




LOVE YOU DADDY! -




DAMMIT PHYDEAUX - GIVE IT UP! You're never going to get this right and it's too late anyhow...


TAGS: phydeaux mever gives up and thats not always such a good thign
Rating: 4.58/5

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lesterinside - March 25, 2010, 8:55 pm
here are my 5 Bounty hunters.


AND AAAAAA-EEEEE-AAAAA - Will always love mew


TAGS: cat sings always love you
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 29, 2013, 4:26 pm
Thanks Gary, glad you like. I've seen your motifakes, btw, they're awesome.
GaryO - March 28, 2013, 9:13 am
Cynic, your mind is almost as warped as mine….almost. Kitteney Houston? Thanks for my morning chuckle. 5L


GOALS - Not always meant to be reached, it often serves as something to aim at.




I dont always win a fight with my wife -


TAGS: i dont always win
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Matrixmsm

GaryO - January 18, 2014, 10:50 am
‘Through’…..man I hate it when I do that. Keep up with it, Matrix. We’ve all got our mistakes hidden deep in our Moticellar archives. They’re like herpes here.
demon001 - January 18, 2014, 8:42 am
Probably meant: "throo"
MPsniper - January 18, 2014, 7:59 am
"threw"...LOL


MOVIE NIGHT -


TAGS: always a chick flick
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

jameswnash - August 21, 2010, 8:17 pm
Thelma and Louise rides agains..5 kernals for you
GreyScorpion - August 21, 2010, 10:47 am
5-"Fried Green Tomato's? Again?"
BoneCD - August 21, 2010, 8:52 am
Glad I could make you laugh
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 8:39 am
LMFAO! No ****!


BRIGHT IDEAS -




HUMOR -


TAGS: always take time to laugh theone
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by TheOne

culos - March 12, 2011, 5:45 pm
We feel your pain Aggie, if it helps, size doesn't matter, or so they try to make you believe....
agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 5:38 pm
Women always have time to laugh at the little things. Or, to boost them until that italian guy at work makes a move on her.


YOU MAY BE AN EVIL KILLING MACHINE - But you'll always be baby to your mommy!


TAGS: but you ll always be baby to your mommy
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Chef

Azzameen85 - May 27, 2011, 9:22 am
YOU MAY BE AN EVIL KILLING MACHINE - But you'll always be cute as a chibi...


CREATING A MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: tips are always useful
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Airman

CANADA - October 9, 2010, 3:51 pm
WOW!
Derek - October 8, 2010, 9:45 pm
Don't be ironic Airman ;})
Airman - October 8, 2010, 6:35 pm
thanks space
spacedog - October 8, 2010, 5:36 pm
I like it. 5L Airman.
Airman - October 8, 2010, 4:51 pm
thanks Crank. Looks like this one was a little too much work for some
crankyhead - October 8, 2010, 4:07 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Airman FTW!


LOGICDUDE -


TAGS: always good for a surprise
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by culos

LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 10:48 am
I was waiting for the ladies cross-****ry team...I guess I was a bit "premature"...again.


FOR THE LAST TIME -


TAGS: raising kids is always tough no matter who you think you are
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Fatt Matt - December 10, 2009, 12:57 pm
I love it! 5 martyrs for mr. bone
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 11:16 pm
Actually Claire I believe it is either Mosses or St. Pete...but I gave up on religion long ago
Claire - December 9, 2009, 10:15 pm
This is funny, but I thought it was Adam in that painting?


DINOSAUR DUNDEE - Crocodile’s half brother… He always did try too hard.




Scavenger Hunts -


TAGS: scavenger hunts are always fun
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

Pikeman - June 5, 2013, 2:25 am
Wait until she finds out that it was a friends computer and he was trying to recreate a problem.
SLOHAND62 - June 3, 2013, 7:28 pm
LoL I wonder how much of his stuff he found? Thanks for the laugh 5 hidden packages


Always Give Up -


TAGS: french girls always give up
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

Ism - May 3, 2013, 1:27 am
I am a big fan of the French... we in USA would be Speaking the Queen's English if not for their help ^,~
CloudchaserS - May 2, 2013, 11:51 pm
Yeah, but they're bad to start fights (The French/Gauls started something like 167 wars in 2,000 years)


FAMILY AND THE HOLIDAYS -


TAGS: not always glad tidings
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 10, 2012, 10:37 pm
Your mama! Kidding Greeny...your sista! Thanks for the look see.
Greeny - December 10, 2012, 9:32 pm
Hey, who's the gal with the greeny mask?
MissPriss - December 10, 2012, 1:48 pm
Well Gary ya know what they say...you can pick your friends but not your family teehee. Thanks for the comment.
MissPriss - December 10, 2012, 1:46 pm
Handsome beast instead he! Thanks ug!
GaryO - December 10, 2012, 8:29 am
Hey, that is NOT my good side….and not sayin’ anything about Greeny and Jammy……., makes me feel better about the people that say they are my family though (pengy looks so typical, nice) 5L
ughomer - December 10, 2012, 7:45 am
Prissy ~ always wondered what a full-body view of GaryO would look like! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.


Road Rage -


TAGS: mord3kai always have to learn lessons the hard way
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 18, 2015, 11:31 pm
C'mon mo***k ya remember...you were gonna impress me by popping your weenie..er..wheelie? I know I distinctively remember hearing SOMETHING pop...teehee.
M0rd3kaI - October 11, 2015, 4:21 pm
I don't think I have seen this one, which pic of me did you use? Can't remember where it is from?! But fekit that one is good! 5L


Always Wrong? -




Bedtime Stories -


TAGS: almost always from the tragedies
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Reality Lord - June 17, 2013, 10:46 pm

creepy ...not creep ...CREEPY SITE....D'OH
Reality Lord - June 17, 2013, 10:45 pm

there's a "creep" site in the network called shivers. i know the guy who runs it...very well actually. i think he'd love to have this displayed there....plz :).
Sho - May 19, 2013, 1:38 pm
Luv it
GaryO - May 19, 2013, 11:40 am
Quality. 5L
spacedog - May 19, 2013, 9:53 am
Nice one Bone. 5L
BoneCD - May 19, 2013, 8:45 am
Thanks and Back at ya ReRun
rerun - May 19, 2013, 8:42 am

Nice 1st poster of the day (and good to see ya Bone).


The Last choice -


TAGS: last choice always yours
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by theoneyouwerewarnedabout

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 2:02 am
Get the lawyer! Get the lawyer!
5150monkeylove - July 3, 2013, 12:52 am
Oh and IMF on this one
5150monkeylove - July 3, 2013, 12:51 am
Very nice. 5Life choices.


INTERIOR DESIGN -




CAN'T HELP THEMSELVES -




MEN WILL BE MEN -


TAGS: women will always be stronger than men zhang ziyi february calendar
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by motifayk

motifayk - February 11, 2013, 10:13 am
Thank you.
mariand - February 11, 2013, 3:23 am
HA!!!...this is a good one.
motifayk - February 9, 2013, 11:24 pm
The movie which it cmes from is also absolutely haunting "Memoirs of a Geisha" - an example of male dominance in this world.
rerun - February 9, 2013, 5:54 pm

nice picture, haunting.
motifayk - February 9, 2013, 3:00 pm
This is a calendar submission uggy.. Your calendar thread has this post too :P
ughomer - February 9, 2013, 2:58 pm
Moti ~ you must be on a "zhang high" because it's her birthday today!


TENACITY -


TAGS: might always loses to time
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Amren - July 31, 2011, 4:46 pm
Denver International Airport's Blue Horse of Doom!
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 8:25 pm
Look out for the Ptero5aurs...
tellitlikeitis - July 30, 2011, 5:20 pm
Most excellent.


LESSONS IN SUBJECTIVITY -




THE VALUE OF CARE -




THATONECHICK -


TAGS: its always the quiet ones
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

corbett06 - August 21, 2010, 8:56 pm
awesome toc knows how to butcher...we should compare techniques
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 11:39 pm
And I'd back it 110%
thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 11:36 pm
I almost 1L'd this 'chick'fake out of spite.
rerun - August 9, 2010, 11:34 pm

be afraid, verrrrrry afraid
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 11:32 pm
(I don't think she's hunting timmys today... this is much, much worse!)
thatonechick - June 29, 2010, 10:47 pm
That'll get you everything, baby!
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:46 pm
Pretty sure the password is... "I have a DeLorean"
motifake - June 29, 2010, 10:43 pm

hahahaha... just noticed the "Timmy Meat"
thatonechick - June 29, 2010, 10:43 pm
Oh, haha. You just like me cuz I have bacon. (and fillet of Timmy, if you know the password.)
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:38 pm
Yes we have, TOC!
Sparrowgirl - June 13, 2010, 6:12 pm
nice work! 5L
GreyScorpion - June 13, 2010, 3:47 pm
wow! 5L
agdaniele - June 13, 2010, 3:20 pm
No shopping here! Just an old web cam hidden in her basement.
Kung-Fu Devil - June 13, 2010, 2:13 pm
Super ph**oshop! I want to learn how to use it. People can do great things with it.
ICEMAN - June 13, 2010, 9:46 am
Can you get any bacon out of that? Nice work Aggy. 5 nice thick slices
thatonechick - June 13, 2010, 9:37 am
Scary! That chick is creepy. :D
rerun - June 13, 2010, 8:20 am

d*** Aggy, It sure was nice knowing you. 5L


RERUN TAKES THE TIME - to explain the SFW rules to a MotiNewbie


TAGS: always helpful
Rating: 4.44/5

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THE HANDSHAKE -




WE KNOW HIM AS PHYDEAUX - his neighbors use some other names




OUR MODS - Creativity be thy name


TAGS: they are always good for a few yuks
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

rerun - June 16, 2010, 6:25 am

I confess...it was me. Since it was a CB one I had to put some thought into the rejection. It really was sweet, I sure wish I knew your source for those images
Claire - June 16, 2010, 3:16 am
I meant the mod lol.
Cubbybear - June 16, 2010, 1:34 am
It was my poster...LOL Now at naughtyfake
Claire - June 16, 2010, 1:26 am
I bet 5 lions that was Aggy.


MARRIAGE -




THE BROTHERS GRIMM -




SELF ESTEEM. - When not in check, it leads to action. Action -> Disaster -> Humor Humor improves one's Self Esteem




IRONY - The guy complaining about someone that always has to be right is usually the douche bag that can never be wrong


TAGS: always right douche
Rating: 3.75/5

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forseti - September 18, 2010, 7:41 am
so true!! 5L


HAPPINESS AND SUCCESS - The key to happiness is having dreams. The key to success is making dreams come true.




HINDSIGHT IS ALWAYS 20/20 - After Rob Halford came out it gave new meaning to Judas Priest's 1981 offering 'Point of Entry'.


TAGS: hindsight is always 20 20 rob halford judas priest
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by cj29

rudeboy308 - May 23, 2011, 7:41 pm
I don't care which team he's playing for, because Rob Halford will always be the metal god!
TokinFire - June 2, 2010, 12:57 pm
People also came to realize that the title to the Ricky Martin single "She Bangs" was a typo on the pronoun.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 12:41 am
I knew about George Michael 13 seconds into the Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go video.
Cloudchaser - May 31, 2010, 12:40 am
Now people look back on both Rob Halford and George Michael during that time and ask "How did we miss that? How did we not know?"


NOTE TO SELF -


TAGS: boys always checking out the scenery
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

bonecd - July 9, 2009, 11:56 pm
Thank you Haar because I'm out of payola *psst, come back after my wife leaves...I just told her I'm out of cash*
Haarakkon - July 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
No payola needed on a 5L poster.
bonecd - July 9, 2009, 11:31 pm
*passes payola to Aggy*
agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 11:26 pm
Agreed... very funny. I gave it a 5,... better than Sean's 4.
bonecd - July 9, 2009, 11:22 pm
Thanks Sean...and I didn't out anybody with this one, just gave away one of our trade secrets!
Sean - July 9, 2009, 10:13 pm
Dammit this is funny.


TRANSLATOR'S NOTES - They aren't always necessary.




PARROT IS WATCHING -




PERENNIAL FAILURE - This is why...




BASEBALL -


TAGS: baseball michael jordan sucked huge strike zone well there s always basketball that consolation prize
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 11:16 pm
As states go, it's pretty sizable. I thought comparing a man to a landmass was the height of hyperbole. (pun not intended.)
DreMagnum - October 25, 2009, 9:44 pm
is Nevada really big or something?


Toughness -


TAGS: coolio always that one guy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - November 6, 2014, 8:51 am
Cheers guys and lady
MissPriss - November 6, 2014, 12:07 am
That's our Steve! A 5L welcome home you two!
spacedog - November 5, 2014, 7:02 pm
Good to see you're back. 5L
Thedge - November 4, 2014, 11:58 pm
Laughing... choking... 5L+


shattered -


TAGS: devestating abuse isn t always physical
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - April 17, 2016, 11:12 am
Thanks, R69!
Rick69 - April 17, 2016, 7:51 am
Oddly endearing...


What kind of nurse. . -




batman and his bitch -


TAGS: batman always wins
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - May 8, 2015, 5:43 am

best actor...barney rubble. debate?...nah...this fight took place years ago. i'll send you a link when i have more time.
Reality Lord - May 8, 2015, 5:42 am

alien vs human.
concern3 - May 8, 2015, 4:21 am
This debate will go on forever. Just like who's the better actor Fred Flintstone or Homer Simpson????
EmilioDumphque - May 8, 2015, 1:15 am
A genuine superhero vs a vigilante using inherited wealth? One is a mere dilettante. The other is merely humoring him.
Greybeard - May 7, 2015, 10:48 pm
Ha ha ha. Awesome and true... :)


Run don't walk -


TAGS: the grass is always greener on the other side
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

concern3 - August 20, 2017, 4:56 am
How true, UP yours


The same V day -


TAGS: valentines love always myself mariand
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mariand

concern3 - February 14, 2017, 4:35 am
Nice, I can’t believe I miss this guy, the new guy just doesn’t get it for me.
mariand - February 14, 2017, 3:31 am
Oh thank you RL... it's good to be back... I don't know for how long but it brings back some nice memories from here.
Reality Lord - February 13, 2017, 8:50 pm

omg dude...its good to see you. long time my friend.


Never kick me when I'm down -




HEY, OKLAHOMA! -


TAGS: 5 0 quake always makes a mess
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

ipaprime - November 9, 2016, 9:16 am
I live in Oklahoma. I'v been in Cali and slept thu 5s while there. So I now what I am talking about.
mizzdizz - November 9, 2016, 1:21 am
They don't have the building standards there that quake prone areas have. There's a lot more damage done. Besides, ain't nobody sleeping thru a 5.0 quake! Even in California where all it does is clean shelves, puts new cracks in the street. Have a heart.
ipaprime - November 9, 2016, 1:02 am
It scares the idiots who live here. The rest of us just keep living our lives and deal with it.


AWWwww! -




have you ever been so drunk.... -


TAGS: always use condom
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - September 1, 2015, 2:54 pm
think we've all done that at least once or twice in our lives, BigO! LOL!
GaryO - September 1, 2015, 2:45 am
seemed like it the next morning


Dictionary of Illustrated Idioms -


TAGS: starkist dawn it s always darkest
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

MissPriss - September 13, 2015, 11:48 am
If someone is mod'ing over at Where the Pun Is...perfect 2nd home for these 'sod!
concern3 - September 13, 2015, 8:55 am
Great one a 5er
GaryO - September 13, 2015, 7:04 am
special groan for this'n


Sarcasm -


TAGS: subtlety is not always appreciated
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

theyuk - October 17, 2015, 8:48 pm
Thank you, Ma'am. Glad to hear from you.
lgvernon - October 17, 2015, 8:13 pm

Excellent!


Disgruntled -


TAGS: old timers always gripe about stuff
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

EmilioDumphque - January 16, 2016, 2:28 pm
More like: We knew how it all worked back then and had a chance to game the system. Now we're the ones being gamed.
Greeny - January 16, 2016, 12:32 pm
Take notes Silvy - they might come in handy some day
GaryO - January 16, 2016, 2:06 am
back in the old days we were just gruntled...happy with it...all we had
Sho - January 15, 2016, 6:17 pm
a 5 for old time sake xD


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